Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.