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"China is intent on using spies to monitor and influence events outside its own borders. 60 Minutes reports on why China’s spies are on the rise, and what happens when one gets caught in the U.S."

13-minute video segment aired on Sunday on CBS. The CBS article includes a full summary of the video.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/china-spies-in-us-60-minutes/

https://archive.is/q94nZ (cbs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwwdfjNveVM

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Not even 2 weeks after the CIA just released a ficking trailer to recruit Chinese citizens as spies

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I would like an intimate encounter with my Chinese spy plz. boykisser

Ready to be "compromised" panting

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

I'm sure this won't inspire racist acts against Asian people (because they can't tell the difference)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

First as tragedy or whatever

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When did we get Jon Bois as an emote

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hypocritical of the host of 60 minutes, who is clearly a spy for the lizard people, complaining about Chinese spies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Didn't they literally just have like half the staff there quit because they were being turned into a (even more blatant) propaganda outlet?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

What do you mean fear mongering? Every American on this website is a spy for China

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not right! They need to buy all that data from google, microsoft, and amazon like the rest of the world! soviet-huff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Amerikkkans: “You have a moral responsibility to share your data with our infallible corporate gods! Otherwise you’re woke and not cooooooooool!”

Also Amerikkkans: “How come the scary brown people keep getting our data?”

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Remember when the CIA had to admit that their entire spy network in China got got? Good times.

Anyway what's funniest about this is that Chinese spies almost exclusively work through digital devices because it turns out it's easier to hack America's private spying firms (all modern computer companies) than it is to do things manually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

Anyway what's funniest about this is that Chinese spies almost exclusively work through digital devices because it turns out it's easier to hack America's private spying firms (all modern computer companies) than it is to do things manually.

Okay, but if they decide they need a guy, Xi please call me

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (2 children)

China doesn't need spies because American leaders just tweet top secret plans in gaming group chats. Why would they bother physically sending people to the US where they could get caught?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah. If you want to know the government's next move, go on twitter. If you want to know their foreign policy, listen for the explosions. What does the US even have of value that you'd want the inside scoop on?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago

liberals when signal leaks frothingfash

me when signal leaks fain-cool

i hope somebody warned the fucking bombing targets.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

If the US has nothing to hide then it has nothing to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Why would they want intelligence on the country that has dozens of military bases in China's neighbors?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

You don't under any circumstances gotta hand it to em

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

chinafornication

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

...did they photoshop Xi to look chubbier?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

The charlie-kirk face treatment, shrunk Xi’s face for the memes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Dang he does look kind of round

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

US: constantly threatens to undermine and destroy China Also US: Why would China spy on us??

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

lol, glasses-on Please stop suing us! We'll fall in line!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

damn I hope they recruit me. I don't have access to much, but I'd be psyched for the opportunity to eventually emigrate.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm a freelancer 50 cent party trooper.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: