Marxism
~~Mar~~ xism
~~Mar~~ Xi ~~sm~~
Gasp, they're right! 
FnordPrefect
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Gilligan's ISSland
"That's right! It's going well..."
"Sure it is. It's just the coming back that's causing trouble!"
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows' poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs 
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go... 
"Hey, that's not fair! They're using an OP economic system. I'm Top-tier 'Barbarism' specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!"
The sea level along the US coastlines is projected to rise by 0.25–0.3 m by 2050, increasing the probability of more destructive flooding and inundation in major cities
Oh, but that's 26 years away! We'll probably have that bridge finished and be ready to tackle the next project by then 
"Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all..."
"Sure thing bro!"
This has the same vibe as Homer's re-interview with the Germans
"You've been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?"
"Uh, all of them?.."
"I see...then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?"
"I sure do!"
"..."
"Such as?"
"Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn't be so whiny about us taking all their money...Because, a lot of capitalists really like money..."
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"Doctor, you have to help me! I keep having this dream where I'm a car, but I'm always just stuck in traffic!"
'Ah yes, the meaning here is quite clear...'
"Is it because of my subconscious dissatisfaction with the meaningless, repetitive grind that my life has become in this techno-hell dystopia?"
'No no no, nothing like that. It just means you need to pony up the $15.99 monthly to upgrade your REM Ember's subscription out of Serf Tier.'