The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don't all have large breasts
this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don't wear that way unless you're very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion's character.
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They don't want to be ass-starion.
Comaland. Where the unwoke are blissfully ignorant and socks are all stiff.
They turned him into just Tarion
So you're telling me some rando sculpted his butt as a hobby project 🤔
Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn't make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.
They took his chaps away.
How will he ride horses now?
Well I guess with that little butt he has to start walking to build it back up anyway
Why do they appear to have made his pants tighter in the process?
It just looks like badly cut jeans. Not having enough material for a butt crack, they cram your buttocks together into one squished amorphous lump.
Oh but on the legs? They appear to have removed a layer of clothing so they still have something to admire.
these are the same dudes who only romance shadowheart because they want a big tiddy goth gf and the other options are gay or non-white.
"Romancing" virtual characters is weird and probably unhealthy from a mental health perspective (unless it's The Emperor, he doesn't count)
It's the same as doing anything else in a video game, imo.
Somebody didn’t like you saying that lmao.
And you’re right, but I imagine a lot of the dudes who would go to the effort to install a mod like this probably don’t have the personality to romance a real person.
This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
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Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
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Anti-"woke" mods are hilarious, they just prove how thin-skinned teabaggers are.
Looks like he's wearing Depends, just like the orange menace.
That's what they are probably going for. I wonder how many people started to wear diapers to be more like dear leader. Remember when they started to wear bandages on their ear when that fake shooting happened?
Literally 1984
I mean yeah. So many insecure men, refuse to wear fitted clothes or talk to their doctor about lower intestine problems, because they believe that admitting you have a butt is gay or feminine.
Removing the gay/trans rear is pretty in character for these types.
Its a weird attitude that would be a lot more funny if it didn't cause men to die of preventable ass cancers.
IDK if hetero men refusing to wear fitted clothes is because of homophobia... Or that they actively refuse in the first place, its more likely a disinterest in spending the time or money on fashion in general. Most hetero men will only engage with fashion after they've hit the gym/got-fit because they think they have a chance with ladies after that so a thing they normally would ignore (fashion) is suddenly worth the effort for the extrinsic reward.
Having your pants in your crack that high, is NOT fitted.
Yoga pants, sure, I guess, but leather pants that you need to hike/fight in, that is a huge nonstarter.
It's a fantasy world, we can have magical leather pants that show off your ass and are comfortable to fight in and maybe even give a +1 to stealth rolls.
The originals comment I was replying to was making a generalized statement about fitted clothes and not specific to a fantasy scenario.
Edit.
And he also edited it.
"I keep trying to stealth, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving me disadvantage!"
There are many more reasons for not wanting to wear fitted clothes. They are not comfortable and you actually need to look good to look better.
Hard disagree. What this picture is showing is ill-fitted clothes. Everyone looks better when their measurements are taken into consideration with the outfit. You don't have to fit it close to the belly to be 'fitted' clothes, they'd probably downplay the extra waist size and focus on tailoring the fit near the shoulders and arms and ensuring the shirts mid area is more specific to the individual's shape than the three-sizes-fit-all Walmart shirt strategy.
Most of my stuff isn't fitted, and I've been a solid 50-75lbs overweight most of my life, but the stuff that is fitted looks nice (and cost a good penny more) and makes me feel better while wearing it
Dude’s buff as fuck.
This is how I feel when I try on a shirt I like in a store. Nice shirt for a nice-looking guy. Guess I'll have to stick to the plaid sacks.
Waiting for 4x4s and trucks to be classed as gay so idiots would stop buying them and not fitting on our British roads
Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
100% this is the film industry.
The reason for all the marvel capes is to hide man ass because the director :
1: is scared of homosexuals enjoying the film 2: denies women have sexual desires 3: is scared of his own homosexual desires
Except americas ass
No, capes are because superheroes have their origin in comics, and on the static artwork of a comic, capes made it much easier to show action than regular clothing.
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It "woke" something up inside of them
Woke ass vampire ass
The ass is the unifier. We must break bread with the ass not be divided by it.
Divide the cheeks, not the people!
Break wind not bread
May the Lord be with you