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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Well, aint that a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

They need the Shaggy DA on the case.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I just read this in my new feed and was... not very shocked.

I hope this makes people question BS like 23 and me a well.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why? It’s not like there aren’t any reliable or accurate DNA tests for dogs. Only one of the 3 companies they submitted to gave a breed assessment. The other 2 correctly identified that there wasn’t any dog DNA in the samples.