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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I found a pencil holder I had in the 1990s. It has these little drawers for erasers and stuff. I was like "oh cool, I can fill the rest of these with my SD cards and USB sticks."

So, while cleaning my desk looking for those, I found one of these. I was like "I'm pretty sure I had at least 2 of these." ...I found three.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

This is the main reason I buy paperclips. I've got some of these around but I'm not sure where.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

The ifixit toolkit has it - well with a hex shank.

But the last time i actually opened that hatch, i had to split a sliver off a wooden stick (coffee stirrer).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I have dumped like 30 of them into trash recently because I tend to sometimes replace/repair phone parts for people and if you buy a replacement part it comes with this thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I have multiple. I keep the phone boxes after I buy a phone. I probably still have them for 3 or even all my 4 smartphones that I've owned over the years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I do have one but it is because I'm lazy and dont go through my shit. I am not responsible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I just tossed several. I have used them rarely but kept up with every one ever

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Mine is in my case with adapters & extra SD cards.

Where that case IS however, fuckin, no clue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one... somewhere. Probably in a tiny box, mixed in with my random cables

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I hate the random cable drawer, but I'm always pulling shit out of it cause I need something in there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And that's why it can never go away. I keep mine in a box in a closet, but it's accessed multiple times a year. Hell, I just broke it out the other day for a VGA cable

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Have one in my wallet, I change simcards often though, basically each new country.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I used to have it between my phone and phone case, but I gave it away to a family member in need as I have something better.

You know those tiny factory default buttons on various hardware? I have a homemade tool in my work backpack specifically for that - The thickest syringe needle my local pharmacy had in store, and I cut the end off. The protective sleeve made it fit perfectly in a pen holder in my work backpack.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It's good to finally get some recognition!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I keep one on my key ring, never know when you need to pop in a burner sim.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If you’re using a burner SIM in your regular phone then it’s not really a burner SIM.

Fine if you’re just using it to hide your phone number companies, but if you’re hiding from the authorities then it’s the devices IMEI which is going to sell you out I’m afraid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

IMEI's can be changed. (Which is highly illegal in many jurisdictions) It's not really worth the effort, I use it for when i need a new phone number for something and don't want it immediately tied to me commercially. If hiding from the authorities, don't use unencrypted comms.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They can but I don’t believe the average burner phone user would even know how.

I’m no expert but you would need to flash the firmware for the baseband modem. But then you would need a valid IMEI and then what happens with network collisions if it’s already on the network.

How do you verify you’re actually broadcasting the spoofed IMEI without some hardware to intercept the signals being sent out.

Just seems like a lot of effort when you can just use burner phones and not run the risk. With OPSec you only need to screw up once.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I have a bunch of them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one with a big duct tape flag/handle. Stays in the phone kit with spudgers, tiny screwdrivers, etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

i'm just old and still have all the boxes all my phones came in. anyone need a poker for a blackberry curve?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

smug look of superiority

Ah Fairphone 5 life

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Same here, Sony Xperia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I threw all of those away. I have paper clips, and those eject holes are intentionally designed to be the width of a bent paper clip.

Those things are just a less useful paper clip.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

They're easier to use, but a monotasker, so yea, gimme a paperclip

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have one in my wallet - they are quite handy for cleaning lint out when the phone charging port inevitably collects enough to be annoying.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I have a draw with a box full of Luke 50 of these

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Just replaced my phone so I know exactly where one is. I'm on eSIM tho, so doesn't really matter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have about 8 of those. I'm a fucking packrat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

If you need any spares, let me know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Two. I know exactly where they are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nope. I got a pack of Resetamatron 3000s off Amazon to take up space in my junk drawer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Resetamatron, hahaha.

I clicked... Dammit I didn't know I needed these.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I have like 3 😅 and I don't even need them cause my ifixit kit has one that's a screwdriver bit but I don't wanna throw them away lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I have it. I just don't know where it is.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just put it back in the box when I'm done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Yupppp; same here.

I think the Librem 5 (may've been another phone) came with a hole to attach to a keychain so it's the only one that I constantly have on me solely because someone thought to design for it.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or, you know, a hoarding problem…

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You can buy screw drivers with a zillion different "proprietary" bits for driving whatever thing. This is one of them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I usually have one, but right now I have a paper clip with one side folded out 90° sitting in my wallet.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

not whether you have it – it’s whether you know where it is

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I have 3 lying around somewhere. Comes in handy every few years

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I have three sitting on my desk right now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You could make a cool little Mitsubishi-like symbol/design with them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I open so many tablets and shit at my work I have preferences on form. Samsung has the worst ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I have a whole key ring of these.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I have one in my tech pouch

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