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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if originally it was something you did to rescue stale bread. Can't waste any good food when it's scarce, you know?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Knowing humanity, it involves either a dare, laziness, desperation, an accident or pigheaded stuberness, and usually a combination of those.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I think it has more to do with wanting the bread warm in any way ... so that you can melt butter on top of it. Nothing like fresh baked bread and melting butter over it. The next best thing is to take cold bread, toast it and melt butter over it.

I grew up poor and I remember being a kid and craving melted butter on warm toast but we seldom had any ... so we often opted to using just lard instead. Same sensation but the taste wasn't as good.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Hey! ..... I'm OK! .... Me and my arthritic body, I'm OK!

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think bagels are boiled, then baked. Cooked twice.

Then we toast them to cook them a third time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (8 children)

And if we're from the Midwest and at a fair, cook them a fourth time by deep frying them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That might make me consider actually going to the state fair instead of bitching about it making traffic terrible by bringing a ton of people into the middle of the city

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

In crust we trust, amen!

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