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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's right, why should people take medical advice from you, when as head of Health and Human Services you can force it on them!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

remember when people who lead these government services were people you should take advice from. as a matter of fact was the person like your doctors whos advice you would take would take advice from them or even several levels below them. wow what incredible times to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The graphic would be more impactful by including his current title under his name.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Secretary of health says this? Isn’t that like full on admitting he isn’t qualified for the job he’s been given?

And it’s only a week after trump admitted he didnt now if he should protect the constitution.

Amateur hour has arrived.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I don't know, I think they are definitely professional country-ruiners. They are most certainly getting paid for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Then he should stop fucking giving it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, the magic words that absolve you of responsibility for saying shit that you know is stupid and irresponsible, and that you know people will listen to. Straight from the book of Rogan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Just asking questions and not listening to the answers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Do you agree with RFK Jr.?"

damn kinda

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The big problem with him is he has some good ideas. Like banning food dyes. He just goes way too fast into crazy-land most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All those companies need to do is take a knee to trump and they could literally inject cyanide into their food and he’d be all for it.

He might sound like he has a momentary good idea but do not forget for a second all these assholes are transactional.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The destruction is the plan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Shai Hulud!