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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago

May the odds be ever in your favor...

What the actual...

[–] [email protected] 131 points 6 days ago (1 children)

These are fucking awful times.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This article sounds like bs.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

"According to the Daily Mail..."

My bs senses are tingling on this one, too. I think I'll be watching for confirmation from elsewhere before I give this much energy.

Edit: it's insane that it's even remotely believable, though. And it is believable. Like, easily believable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

those five words from an unknown third-party source should be enough to raise flags, i hope..

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 days ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Ew, but yes.

Ew.

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