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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

When I go hiking... I am going through certain mental forms of anguish as well as worrying about my water, the heat of the sun, and the fear of dying alone. of like a heart attack. because sometimes I really push myself. On this journey every once in a while I see a comrade and they're either moving past me at a higher rate or moving away because they've already reached their goal. Yet at the end of the day, it is just the time in which it takes me to get to my destination. But yet eventually we all reach the end of the trail. We observed different things and we value different things. We should talk about that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Circular firing squad

I've seen situations here on lemmy where I would cause it if I where to argue with someone

I am leftist

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why can't we have Leftist Unity? The fucking Rightists can agree on hating "The Libz"

Why can't we agree on hating cons? Sadly I can't even get Leftist factions to agree on "LGBT Rights are based and cool", because Left-Learning TERFs exist and I've had Tankies pull "LGBT Rights is racist because it means forcing Western Ideals where they don't belong" crap on me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because being a leftist just isnt as fun when you dont hate everyone and everything. Hate is fun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

We can't even use the best slurs because we're too considerate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

People on the left love to "well actually..." every issue, every opinion, because nothing in the world is 100%, but when something is 85%+ we should just stfu about it, agree and move on to more pressing issues.

But of course we can't, so we keep losing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Of course the only reply to this is a "srs leftist" who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn't say

We can't have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just so we're clear, democrats are blue conservatives and are not leftists.

The meme is still accurate though. Why does Futurama look so anime? Did i miss a new episode?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's from an episode that does a terribly shallow parody of anime. Ya know the kind where there's tentacle monsters everywhere despite me not being able to name a single anime I've ever seen that has that, just Western Parodies of anime and everyone talks in horrible Engrish in forced asian accents, even though not even dubbers as inept as 4Kids do that?

Basically the "I'm 65 and the only Japanese Cartoon I've ever seen is Speed Racer, and maybe parts of one episode of Pokemon my nephew was watching? But I've still totally got this guys!" school of anime parodies.

I fucking hate shallow parodies.

The same episode also parodied a lot of 80's cartoons; Namely Smurfs and GI Joe, and did a much better job of doing so.... Mostly because the writers had actually seen Smurfs and GI Joe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Season 6 episode 26

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I'll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Half the replies in this thread: so true bestie, except fuck those guys for not being left enough

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reminder to all my homies: If any of ya'll think trans rights are a bargaining chip, you aint leftist enough for me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 43 minutes ago

Ok but who thinks that, I've not seen anything about that anywhere on lemmy, so it must not be very common

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The better strategy would be to change what a Republican is and stands for, then we could all have our cake and the idiots in our country can still feel like they won.

Democrat can mean or represent literally anything, even if they did a 180 and began supporting Trump, and my mother will still hate them, because they're Democrats.

you can't spin those fascists into anything but shit!

ehhhhhh... Traditional, old school Elephants were still very environmentally conscious, turn nationalism into a positive trait. Patriots for nature and equal pay from the established woke billionaires! Be a real American, soldier!

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