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Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companies
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this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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I propose tarrifs so high they have to be put into scientific notation to fit on the page on the banned rare earth beanis. We're gonna make beanis great again and we'll all be rich!
Why are you posting this in OUR comm post it in YOUR comm this is fake news fake lying news media can't trust em as far as I can spit em
We must seize the beanis of production
Lucky me, I still got the hugest supply of common air beanis.
WHAT?!? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
@[email protected], @[email protected] and @[email protected] grab your weapons, this means war...
This is a disgusting attack on the economy of the Union of Sexy Socialist Beanis (the USSB) and we will not stand for it. Expect counter tariffs soon. Let's see how you survive without importing our superior legume technology.
Let me have a nap first and then we fire the missiles
What they don't know is that we have been secretly building up our own local grown Beanis industry. This is only going to spur new innovations in local Beanis technology. It hurts us today but in the long run I think we'll come out on top.
Once we can fully harness our own Beanis then who will they sell theirs to? It's a short term gain for them but a bad decision in the long run.
I fucking hate fake news I am joining too
grab your weapons,
I warned you. I warned you we had bean-made horrors your bird brain wouldn't comprehend. Our genetic engineering will unleash sights you wish you could unsee.
Oh shit oh fuck you god damn traitor
This is an important move, because believe it or not, the PRFN actually produces 74% of the world's rare earth beanis. Badposting is known for it's beanis merely because of it's world class refineries, but what good does a refinery do without rare earth beanis? Especially since the PRFN had actually been slowly building up its own refineries over the past few years. I wonder how Badposting will react to this clear challenge for dominance over the beanis market, and whether this trade war will expand to other sectors.
You think badposting has just been sitting around? We've been (bean) expecting this sort of selfish attack on our economy for decades and have planned accordingly. We have been (bean) making strong alliances with Beanfrica while the PRFN has squandered the good will of its allies.