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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

WHAT?!? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!

@[email protected], @[email protected] and @[email protected] grab your weapons, this means war...

This is a disgusting attack on the economy of the Union of Sexy Socialist Beanis (the USSB) and we will not stand for it. Expect counter tariffs soon. Let's see how you survive without importing our superior legume technology.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Let me have a nap first and then we fire the missiles

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

What they don't know is that we have been secretly building up our own local grown Beanis industry. This is only going to spur new innovations in local Beanis technology. It hurts us today but in the long run I think we'll come out on top.

Once we can fully harness our own Beanis then who will they sell theirs to? It's a short term gain for them but a bad decision in the long run.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking hate fake news I am joining too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

grab your weapons,

I warned you. I warned you we had bean-made horrors your bird brain wouldn't comprehend. Our genetic engineering will unleash sights you wish you could unsee.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shit oh fuck you god damn traitor