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Peoples Republic of Fake News announces export ban on rare earth beanis to all Badposting companies (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is an important move, because believe it or not, the PRFN actually produces 74% of the world's rare earth beanis. Badposting is known for it's beanis merely because of it's world class refineries, but what good does a refinery do without rare earth beanis? Especially since the PRFN had actually been slowly building up its own refineries over the past few years. I wonder how Badposting will react to this clear challenge for dominance over the beanis market, and whether this trade war will expand to other sectors.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You think badposting has just been sitting around? We've been (bean) expecting this sort of selfish attack on our economy for decades and have planned accordingly. We have been (bean) making strong alliances with Beanfrica while the PRFN has squandered the good will of its allies.