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Gooning I think isn't real. However the goon mindset is real. All the guys who refuse to play a game without anime tiddies are that. Just soaking their brains in low level dopamine constantly through waifu media. This is better than other drugs but this is still just self medication to treat the alienation one suffers under capitlaism

it's when you drive your car like an asshole

Gooning is to support London's Arsenal Football Club, whose supporters are known locally as gooners.

I thought ot was having multiple screen of porn playong at once and going on long sessions

goon (v):

1. to masturbate
2. to near orgasm while masturbating but delay climax. see edging
3. to practice a sexual fetish in which one consumes internet pornography that portrays the viewer as a "porn addict" who cannot stop themselves. see hypno

From what I gathered, "gooning" used to be a more niche sexual fetish in more gay spaces, where gay men would use poppers/other stimulants while self-pleasuring, thats where the weird grimace aspect comes from. Its now evolved into meaning self-pleasuring for a long time? Or just like being horned up in general? And having a porn addiction?

It's a slang word coined by Arsene Wenger to celebrate the 2003 invincibles season e.g. Thierry Henry is gooning to score 228 goals

Watching The Goonies on repeat every single day

If the Vice article is to be believed the committed gooners try and fill their field of vision with screens playing porn while they crank their hogs for hours.

Cranking your hog for somewhat longer than is typically considered socially acceptable, as a hobby.