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is it just wanking? If so, why are people talking about it

Edit - turns out that yes, it is just wanking lol

Edit Edit - honestly, I find it strange that so many of these things have special words. 'edging' , 'creampie' , and now 'gooning'. These are all very mundane activities, lads

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Was that the now deleted comment chain about how all sex involves treating people like objects while you smear blood and urine on them?

That was an interesting message to see in the inbox.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

That was an interesting message to see in the inbox.

same

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

how all sex involves treating people like objects while you smear blood and urine on them?

What in the dark web fetish site is this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Guilty, guilty, I'm strawmanning.

But they called me a psychopath for saying that sex as a hobby should be no more controversial than carpentry. Apparently all sex is about objectification, involves blood and urine, carries a risk of children which then subjects them to the cycle of blood and piss ( so much wrong there), and isn't productive.

It was very unusual, I think they were just having A Day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no I wasnt accussing you of strawmanning in the first place! I was just perplexed. The whole analogy that person made, is still certainly something, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

I was though D: since the Kremlin fired me I have pivoted from state operator to lib wrecker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"Everything I know about sex, I learned from abstinence-only Christian fundamentalists"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

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