this post was submitted on 14 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I graduated college my (country, but well spoken) parents wrote me a card in the most backwoods hick spelling and grammar they could come up with. Fun memory.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We like to say, "You done learnt how to read good!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who is A. Brian Morans and where does he intend the USA to go? News at 11.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I used to work with him. Great engineer!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh, it's a very common saying, okay? Like "Fat dog for midterms!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

IT'S A BEAR DANCE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not saying no to cake, though

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it was deliberate? Like in a "study so you aren't stuck in this sort of job" way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The ironing is delicious

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

You done it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Congration!

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like the Reich price to me

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

How so? $15 bucks for a quarter sheet cake is a killer deal. They cost double these days.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

14 and 88 are Nazi dogwhistles. 14 words, linked here elsewhere. and then H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88 = HH = heil hitler

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago