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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

https://jakec007.github.io/2020-06-28-how-we-trick-rocks-to-think/ fun, accessible-for-non-experts related article

Today we’re going to explore how the thinking rocks that power your computer are created.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

/sad

Staring at the palm of my hand and not seeing cats.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

This is why I ponder my orb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I'm a warlock now. I do like the version that became the Grateful Dead, another 30 years as a warlock and I to may become a grateful Dead

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've seen this before but it was a 4chan greentext and the last line was about Fortnite porn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What Sorcery Is This?!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The population isn't really in awe of the warlocks though 😥

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

The population simultaneously needs and resents the warlocks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

The rocks ain't magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.

Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, they are fairly common rocks.

We can even use extremely common ones, but the just a little bit uncommon ones need an easier forming spell.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

—Arthur C. Clarke