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I'm a dad of teenagers.

It. Drives. Me. Insane. How often things just "disappear."

I don't mind them using tools, or paints, or eating whatever they wanna eat frankly, but not putting stuff back where it was or putting an empty box back in the fridge or cabinet, holy shit.

It makes me feel insane, like "I know that I have a pizza peel, where the hell is it?" Tearing the kitchen apart....

That said, if it were a pasta strainer in my second house and my kids were adults staying with their spouse(s)? I mean... C'mon. I know I raised them to be considerate, so if it's missing at that point, it's on me.

I showed this to my sibling and they said our dad had accused them of taking a pizza pan and called them multiple times over it a couple months ago, he eventually found the pizza pan behind some other pans.

He could have just drain it with the lid pressed half on. Good thing he found it eventually - could have starved.

aaaaah fyi it's called a colander yo.

He could not, in fact, cooka da pasta

Mind you I'm pretty sure this man is technically a millionaire at this point

Now you know why. It takes special kind of people to become/stay millionaires

meanwhile i would spend 2 minutes more with a fork and a pot to remove water, so that i can avoid washing 1 additional thingy, lazy mindset would have prevented this

This is something my dad would do, have a vivid memory from high school of some misplaced toenail clippers that he was freaking out over.

This guy has TWO strainers now?
Living large.

He needed a new screen for his bong

Edit: HE FOUND THE STRAINER!!!

Pasta point of no return... A man strained to his limit.

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Edit: HE FOUND THE STRAINER!!!

where was it?

I hope you told him that this has strained your relationship

should be against the law to have any price other than $1 at the dollar store