Guamer

Harris ran a shit campaign and paid the price. It's no one's fault but hers and the Democratic Party's as a whole.

Old comedy podcast

Can't see him without thinking of the Cumtown bit

Piping hot chili with ladle

On a long enough timeframe, even the strongest-willed will want to die eventually

Brother, the country was more of a "powder keg" in the 60s and it still didn't happen. Americans (Chuds mainly) talk a big game about civil war, but in the end the vast majority are too comfortable (And as another commenter aptly pointed out: lazy) to actually put their money where their mouth is and their lives on the line.

If it didn't happen in 2020, it's not gonna happen now

Surprised they called their shot, they usually like it to be a surprise so people can't evacuate

Rest In Power

Was worried that the actual Onion had posted Liberalism, but thankfully it's some knockoff