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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They gon' introduce a dragon scent next?

😏

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Not a particularly good one...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

The bamboo one must be very popular…

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No joke, I have a very close friend who is a vagabond. It the most literal sense of the word. He has no permanent residence.

I love the guy, he's a great friend, loyal, dependable, trustworthy.

But, I've heard that people have found objects beneath the couch he crashed on with... certain matter on it.

Hey, I'm not judging, but at least you could take that with you, or wash it off.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like I said, he's a great guy, otherwise.

But he could show some common manners and clean up after himself.

I've never seen it, personally, but heard the tales.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since he's a close friend, maybe let him know?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He knows. He doesn't care.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"So you slipped in the bathroom... and fell on top of the shampoo bottle?"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

No, actually I was bored.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Million to one shot Jerry!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

That's really cool though! Especially the bamboo one

[–] [email protected] 176 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Flared bottom would have made it 450%

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

And what if they had a "vibrate" function. You know, to get the last bit of shampoo out easier.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, all I see are embarrassing trips to the ER.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just insert it cap first. So you can poop it out when it slips in.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was uhhhh…trying to shampoo myself REALLY well.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the shower didn't have a place for me to put it

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