Going from shampoo to ram poo.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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A lot of teenagers that have had to be in the grocery aisle are very grateful.
Many people are obsessed with their own asses, in a Freudian way
Freud was a charlatan and anything he ever said should be disregarded.
What? This is blatantly incorrect. The way Freud is understood in the mainstream today is often a little comical, but he made huge advancements in psychology. Calling him a charlatan is just offensive.
Disclaimer: I'm not a psychologist, have read Freud, but am certainly no expert. Most of what I know about him is from my dad anyway .
This is as inaccurate in its own way as saying he got everything right.
He was alright. I'd have a beer with him
Nobody: There's no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community
OP:
So they also double as dildos?
Giggity
Not much gets by you, does it?
horny
I use plastic bottles as dildos, so it's doable. With a lot of practice, you can even use 500ml+ bottles, some even going up to 1.5l. I really need to get a 750ml one, since going from the 500ml to 1l directly is not feasible.
Why do I have the feeling you will end like the jar man, but instead the label will peel off and you will get poisoning from the glue
Even more horny
Also how the fuck do you manage this? I can't even get a 2 cm thick oval thing in there without it hurting like hell
Practice. A lot of practice.
now you all have got me
horny
it hurts so good
But they don't double as double ended dildos.
That's quitter talk
That's the same energy as flour companies making floral patterned burlap bags during the great depression because people were using them to make clothes.
Wasn't it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those
That ain't no lemon shape that I've ever seen.
There's even kinkier stuff...
zestyyyyy.
Is this AI generated? It's reached a point where I cannot even tell anymore.
I’ve seen a British comedy that had this as a joke. But the movie was a sleezebag of a comedy. All about a dude that works at a grocery story at night, gains the ability to freeze time and messes with the women he sees shopping. I am glad I can’t remember the title.
Cash back
The dude who can freeze time (framed as him imagining) isn't the one adding dildo shaped shampoo to women's grocery carts to see if they'll buy it when the get to the checkout. He just uses his time powers to, ahem, artistically admire women's naked bodies when they're grocery shopping and unaware they're being the subject of his drawing
I watched a recap of that on YouTube, one time; sleezebag is right.
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