Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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My poor Blåhaj…
A mirror. Or... Myself?
The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
I'd go with the shampoo bottles
Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
chuckles nervously in double neck
Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
Vlad the impaler
OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
I'm assuming that that's the "before" photo
The "after" would be the same, but with matted fur
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Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
Oh lawd not again
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Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
Toilet paper? All according to plan
Same but would be maybe better to not have it go all the way up
I guess he's trying to deep clean the pipes
I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
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Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.
The finger pointed at the fish tank.
I wish i die before that
-fish
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven't done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
I believe in you
I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.
I believe in you, you've got this.
Blender and a funnel!
Eww thats even worse
HARDER!!
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it's been nice knowing you all
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
looks at radiator dubiously
A wall?!