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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The live action transformers movies.
Although I almost never think about it.
And I only saw the first thirty minutes of the first movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I watched it until the Megan Fox car breakdown scene and figured it wouldn't get better than that and stopped there. I don't remember anything else from the movie.

I admit that it surprised me it did well enough for sequels, when better films didn't, but I guess that's The Public for you.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Jupiter Ascending

They seed the galaxy and harvest whole planets to create an immortality serum. Fantastic world concept ... but a subpar story to make a movie about within that world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

oh yeah, I remember liking the genetic aspect of that too. But yeah, poor story, and not Mila Kunis's best acting

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (32 children)

The Last Jedi was an amazing deconstruction of Star Wars. I don't think better execution would have helped it with a fan base that wants to be stuck in the past reliving the hero's journey ad nauseam but it had a lot more potential than you see on screen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm also pro-TLJ, but I do think it could have done with a few tweaks to the script to catch some stuff. In terms of how it looked and was acted on the moment-to-moment scale they nailed it though, so I'm not sure if that falls under "better execution"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean it's a high budget Disney film, the script should be the only place for improvement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

True, but I would argue that TLJ actually did substantially better than the Disney and Star Wars averages on the visual front. Not necessarily in terms of the technical execution of the effects since they're always basically as good as they get for the time in both Disney and Star Wars stuff, but in terms of the composition of shots

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Never watched it, but am intrigued. How so?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Rian Johnson is a master of deconstructing genres.

if you went this long without watching it I won't spoil it but to say the themes are not typical of the rest of the franchise and the fans hated it for that.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What was that anime where you wear a VR headset and if you die in-game, you die in real life?

Ya that one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sword Art Online had a pretty decent few opening episodes, it just.... for some reason decided to go full-blown Knights of Sidonia and turn itself into a weird harem anime.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I HIGHLY recommend the SAO Abridged series. It's one of the few "parody/satire" projects that actually makes the original story better and most regard SAO Abridged as the better version as a whole.

"You see, there's no need to wonder where your God is! Cause he's right here. And he's fresh out of mercy."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Idiocracy.

Loved the idea. Film itself... meh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I read that the studio insisted on changes that annoyed Mike Judge. Pootie Tang met the same fate. They should have just let professional comedians release whatever but some studio executive didn’t get the jokes and was like, β€œThis movie won’t appeal to suburban fathers over 45.” or whatever.

In my experience, it often comes out that all of the shitty parts of comedy movies are not the fault of the creators. But comedians aren’t given creative freedom like Scorsese or whomever and also are like, β€œMake whatever edits you want. I made a stupid movie with my friends. You got my check?”

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

In Time (2011). Time is currency in the dystopia in the film - paying for something decreases your lifespan, earning wages increases it.

The movie sets up a really cool class structure, wherein there are rich people born with/inheriting hundreds of thousands of years of life, and poor people barely managing to scrape enough hours to stay alive until they can earn more the next day. There are segmented areas of the city that cost years to get into.

Overall incredible premise, but the story wasn't exceptional beyond a couple of the cool mechanics you might expect based on said premise.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Agree. Great premise and decent world building in the film, but it just felt like a generic action thriller after 30 mins.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Highlander II

The Dark Tower

It's a long list but these two were painful.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Mind you, Highlander II would've made more sense as a non-Highlander movie that just revolves around space aliens dealing with Earth having a planetary shield now. As a sequel to Highlander its premise was really weird.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I am 100% convinced they had a masterpiece and then test audiences didn't get it and they went and changed everything around and added the prologue and gave away the entire twist at the start by explicitly telling the viewer where and when we are. Also made the dinosaurs weird for .... reasons...?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oof. Having the statue of liberty there on the opening credits of Planet of the Apes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Like that, yes.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mutant Chronicles, except i don't think about it normally, but immediately comes to mind when somebody asks similar question. Also it wasn't mediocre, it was incredibly bad and the second biggest disapointment movie ever for me (worst was Starship Troopers 2).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Premise seems pretty cool (mutant/zombie machine), and I guess it's kind of a cool but forgettable action flick?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I played a lot of tabletop and card games in this universe in 90's so i was pretty excited for a movie, and while it was forgettable (but also bad) action flick its main fault was that it has basically nothing in common with the Mutant Chronicles universe.

It's like getting "Lord of the RIngs" movie, but about some gang war in a village southeast of Umbar.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s like getting β€œLord of the RIngs” movie, but about some gang war in a village southeast of Umbar.

I mean. I would watch that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In this case i would like to recommend some books for you:

  1. The Last Ringbearer by Kirill Yeskov
  2. Ring of Darkness series by Nik Perumov

Basically unlicenced Middleearth fanfics written by Russian authors but a good ones and getting officially published in multiple countries.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

thanks, starred your comment!

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Christian Bale faking an actually decent London accent, Gerard Butler being a loveable scot, and Matthew McCaughnehey doing his best Norse/Spartan Warrior impression?

Horrible acting all around (except Bale at times), the lead female character was basically there to soothe/flirt with the lead (wish i was joking), you can barely understand anyone, and yet really impressive set/castle and overall atmosphere. You believe you are there, and that the world is gone.

Huge gaps in logic on the hunting patterns of dragons, helicopters seem to run on infinite fuel, and the final plan to take down the main dragon is just stupid at best.... but the execution of fighting dragons in the air with nets dropped by guys without parachutes was a phenomenal air sequence.

Also, the dragon CGI holds up. You never quite see it, but when you do, you believe it's there, and the CGI team did a great job with consistency in that the dragons are always depicted expelling fluid that they ignite, and you see it every time they cast fire.

Brilliant movie, and one of the best opening 5 minutes in terms of origin story. Just a lot of bad acting, and some questionable feats in logic plot-wise.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It took me a while to figure out what movie you were talking about. But it's "dragons invade the modern world, with Christian Bale!" (I can't remember the name)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

reign of fire

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Christian Bale is English. His accent in Reign of Fire is not far off his normal accent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I remember being extremely well entertained by awesome dragons, and that's it. Which means you're probably correct.

What Bale's native accent?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Fall Guy. The show had a very simple premise (stunt crew moonlights as bounty hunters) that really couldn't hold up after multiple seasons. The movie just floundered trying to do too much, and ended up far too inside baseball for normal viewers to really identify with.

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