Cell phone and a roll of toilet paper.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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A camera and a car keys
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Pocket knife and a zippo.
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
A joint and a laptop
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
Dual-weilding plushies
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
A beer and a tablet stylus
Just the stylus?
Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.
Garden knife and iron skillet.
Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
And both these items make good impromptu weapons.
Neat! Ty :)
My computer and my cat
Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.
😅
An e-book and a sofa
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
A cat and a cup of tea
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
Guilt and regret
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
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