Sorry Anon but you have theobromine poisoning. Seizures are imminent and you'll be lucky to slip into a coma before the arrhythmia starts and your heart stops permanently.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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“This… is Anon.” A 30-year-old man who ate 48 Snickers bars in one sitting.
He thought he was just indulging in a treat from Costco. But within hours, his hands began to tremble, his fingers and toes throbbed in pain, and a chill took over his body. He didn’t know it yet… but his pancreas was working overtime, and his blood sugar levels were spiraling out of control.
What happened next would leave doctors stunned—and teach us a shocking truth about what happens when you overdose on candy bars.
This is what happens if you eat an entire display case of Snickers.
-Chubbyemu (probably)
it would take more than one display case…
Been shopping at Metro recently, stumbled over a sign for Snickers with a >€100 price tag. It was a seriously big box with 10kg.
That'd be 4 of those OP's boxes, 192 bars, €0.52 each, good deal as far as I'm concerned.
Anon so hungry they're not even being me
I thought for a moment this was meant to imply the display was actually plastic and anon had given himself some exciting new kind of poisoning... no it's just diabetes
You are now addicted to snickers, if you stop eating them cold turkey you will die
That’s what happened when I eat Chinese food. Only Chinese food. It’s weird.
I once violently hit a shroom vape from some bumfuck smoke shop and it did that to me. I saw, after the high set in, that the box said “Do not intended for human consumption”
Sounds like you're eating westernized chinese food. Get some authentic Chinese cuisine. Pick a region and go nuts, my personal favorite is Southwestern Chinese food.
It’s because they typically put a lot of sugar in it when cooking for westerns. Lots of sugar, carbs, and oil equals sugar crash and gout
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