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That’s what happened when I eat Chinese food. Only Chinese food. It’s weird.
I once violently hit a shroom vape from some bumfuck smoke shop and it did that to me. I saw, after the high set in, that the box said “Do not intended for human consumption”
Sounds like you're eating westernized chinese food. Get some authentic Chinese cuisine. Pick a region and go nuts, my personal favorite is Southwestern Chinese food.
It’s because they typically put a lot of sugar in it when cooking for westerns. Lots of sugar, carbs, and oil equals sugar crash and gout