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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

The first two lines invalidate the rest. That is proper insanity.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine taking a bullet for that fat, dumb, disgusting slob.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I would love to hear the insulting memorial speech he gives her. Throw a few jokes in there, insult her family, laugh about how it's good it wasn't him. You know the norm.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do the cartels use a trebuchet or a catapult to get jihadists into the US?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes, we sold them a license. The jihadists also bought one.

Despite his lack of recpect, we are even willing to sell a license to president Trump. He will appreciate our proprietary methods of air travel. Not a single foreigner has spoken a bad word about them. In fact, not a single passenger has spoken a bad word about them. :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know I think she might be lying about taking a bullet thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let her cook! I approve of that idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Well I don't. I'd much rather Trump gets his head blown off than her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

If it's a big enough bullet then you could still do both. Hell, I wonder how many sycophants a .50 could go through and still hit the toupee wearing traffic cone. I mean, their skulls are pretty thick.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So the Shia Iranian government is helping Mexican cartels get Sunni Jihadists into America?

Come on Laura, you can at least work transexuals and Jews into this twaddle, really get the crowd baying for blood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I've also heard the gays are involved. You know what they're like, you can't trust them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are the Russian communists doing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, they're busy smuggling Chinese fentanyl from Canada inside Black Lives Matter hats.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

If there's one group of people we truly know Trump despises, it's people in the military. More even than women, he looks down on them.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

you heard her, she wants bullets

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Maga is the dumbest group of people on the planet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow I don't think the Qataris fund the people she thinks the Qataris fund. Also, I don't think she has any idea what she's talking about.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Narrator voice over: in fact she doesn't have any idea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Also, having an idea isn't required to grift the magats. In fact it might be counterproductive.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She can take that bullet any time she wants - there's no need to wait for somebody else to pull the trigger for her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather she didn't though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"The bullet" is what Trump nicknamed his penis

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh so we're talking small calibre then, and of course copper jacketed.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That about sizes it up it so they say

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