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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Where do I sign up?

Do I have to pay or is this covered by insurance?

If I have to pay, can you just send me a bill after?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Can I get like 6? I know some people who badly need one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

pss hey, they survived.... run

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Millennials are killing the killing industry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Microplastics won’t let me live or let me die, we are all trapped here with my bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Don't threaten millennials with good things.

We will assume it's bullshit.

At least make us pay for it, it will feel more on brand.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Turns out back alleys make great health clinics!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uhh, I'm a zoomer but can I have a lethal injection too?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

You can wait your turn some of us have been here a long time goddammit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

At first I was like, Get right fucked... Then I thought... Actually. I do think about death a lot. Its starting to sound nice at this point. Fair play.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gen z and avacado toast fucking slaps I will fight you on this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

legalize lethal injections!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Drugs and murder while we're at it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine the government doing something good for it's citizens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminded me of the novel Boomsday by Christopher Buckley (same author that wrote the book Thank You for Smoking if you're familiar) where Boomers are offered tax break incentives if they agree to kill themselves at age 75.

Except now Millennials are in the hot seat ...

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

we're middle age... like halfway to 75... boombooms stopped teaching zoomies math?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

To wield or to use. Either is fine with me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yes please.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So that we have them at our disposal in case of inability to deal anymore, yes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Break glass in case of despair, yes