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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

@ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I'm not the only one...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Perfectly mildly interesting fact

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, what's their true purpose?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Haha, sorry, just a reference to this scene: https://youtu.be/QkEBvqaXXHc?t=26s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I know this one! It's a picture - a graphical depiction of something. They can come in many formats. I've heard they can be worth a thousand words.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

@ObviouslyNotBanana
Pinke (Danke Phineas und Ferb)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Fadenendstücke

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Telomeres are a structure on DNA. These things, aglets, are a common metaphor used to describe the function of telomeres as aglets basically do for shoelaces what telomeres do for DNA

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Reverse the metaphor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Baby pigs 🐖 😋

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And so it was written. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They're called aglets. If you didn't already know that, I'm going to assume you have a life and aren't a gigantic nerd, and hope you still invite me to parties despite occasionally spouting useless information.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Friday at 9 pm we're hangin' out, wanna join?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's a slur and I'm offended^~~happy~~ that you would call us that 😏

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I forgot what they were called as well, I just remember someone saying that guy became a millionaire when I was a kid, and at the time I thought there was still hope for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I've spent hours looking for them so I could finally craft the Lightning boots.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

You are correct. Everyone else is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

A man of culture, i see!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

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