Why does this taste funny? 
It's Creeper Green Milk. 
this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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Lime flavoured milk
gotta be pickle
I know people who swear by pilk
The 2003 Hulk green chocolate milk/syrup was known for turning your poop green.
https://www.thedailymeal.com/1465937/discontinued-chocolate-hulk-syrup/
Well...as bad as this is, (and hoo boy, is it bad), at least it's not Jack Black themed 
Imagine drinking man milk 
Couldn't be me 
gonna make an explosion in the toilet
No poop knife needed here
Already have several palettes of this in my garage, going to wait for the rarity to go up and resell them in a few years for a 5000% markup.
It's bad enough cows were abused to make milk, then we go and desecrate it and make this abomination
if omnis love animal secretions so much, why do they make it look like a plant?
do Creepers have nipples?
yes. creepers come from a badly scaled/warped pig model IIRC, so they have nipples. creepers are mammals.
Four actually, did you think those were legs?
my "trumoo" branded milk has people asking questions already answered by my branding
Makes me think of the mooing mechs from MGS4 lol
Ah yeah, the Geckos and their cicada sounds too
Oh that ain't milk homie
This is worse than the shrek ketchup
Shrektchup