this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" sounds like a Carcass song/album title.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Try that button.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Trump wins again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe next time.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Once,

The end.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Trump elected. Again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The shuttle exploded.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There goes Earth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

The dog died

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Never fly again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Don't push the--

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups? In my current and previous jobs we spend around 1 hour once a week discussing what each person is working on, usually with some quick side chats about small issues we run into.

I've always experienced these as quite useful and never hear too much complaining about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's just awful. It's artificial and stupid, like sprints and SCRUM. Most of the times it's just some PM's wet dream so they can feel like they're managing stuff.

All the stuff you need to know you already know. And all the stuff you want to know you can just ask outside of the stupid meeting too.

In theory it's a good concept. But in reality it's just a time wasting event that accomplishes nothing. A good stand up would not be weekly but occasionally when it needs to.

Also this is a contradiction:

Could you explain why so many people hate stand-ups?

never hear too much complaining about it

I guess nobody will complain during a stand up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

As long as all participants respect the law of standup, it's cool.

You get a person who thinks it's open mic night?

Ruined and made into daily hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

she bit it :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Dead. The end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This isn't normal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I vote this one, I literally think of these words to myself often these days

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

did it blow up again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Sorry... I farted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

not this again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Aw, that one's even worse than the one about the run-over cat. At least the cat (or was it dog?) story had a funny ending!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Oops I survived

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Trump is Dictator

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

He was re-elected.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Wedding after war

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No fuck Friday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I have herpes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Fascist still breathing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Player two, guilty!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Mission Commander Bezos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Do you work for a launch company? :P

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