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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Back when image compression was just reducing the resolution and color depth.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Dithering is so fucking cool. At some point I wanna check out that game that uses a ton of really stylized dithering - return of the obra djin I think?

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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I mean... if we reeeaaally wanna carbon date ourselves...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The whole man is insufficient Data, I love Data so much 🥹

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All that's missing is the modem ear rape.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

There were reports of teenage boys becoming so conditioned that they would get an erection when they heard a modem dialling

The internet has always been about porn

The first ever image digitally transmitted was a playboy centrefold. "The Lena"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unironically I love that so much lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

On the off chance you haven't experienced the Floppotron:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oym7B7YidKs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I fuckin love the floppotron! 🥰

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I miss dithering. It's got a certain je ne sais quoi.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

We listened to music as 41kB RealAudio files that sounded like the song was underwater, which was the style at the time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This JPEG is just 41 KiB, which was the style shortly after I was born.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Excuse me, I forgot the text. Wouldn't be fair without all that entropy. To make up for it, I turned on chroma subsampling. This one is 39 KiB.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I turned on chroma subsampling

A simplified polygonal scene, originally from Futurama scene that's styled like anime. Fry is saying "You and I are enemies now." while pointing at a jpegified Professor Farnsworth. Meta note: The scene was made in the Godot game engine.

43KiB, though obviously a chunk of that is from the colors of the jpg Professor.

EDIT: I just noticed webp messes with colors around the edges too (which would matter more if I cut the resolution in half or so). The original .png (what I actually uploaded) doesn't at 51.6KiB.

Also obviously this would be less data in non-pixel format (well, it'd likely be eaten up by overhead for packaging, though after that it would allow tons of art for negligible data cost). Would be smaller as an svg for example (or an swf).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Dithering is much older than jpeg.

They used dithering in printed media, so it was transfered to digital media as a way to save on color depth, before jpeg got invented.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how small can u get this with the text still readable?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Depends on what you consider readable, but I got it down to 2842 bytes by downscaling it and using an absolutely atrocious quality setting:

Image

That's just small enough to fit inside a QR code, so I did that! (You probably can't scan it with a typical QR reader; you need something like zbar that supports reading binary data).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

nice :D

in a different timeline where the GIF89 specification would not have been mostly ignored, it would have been possible to go even smaller.

"The GIF89 specification allows you to specify text captions to be overlayed on the following image. This feature never took off; browsers and image-processing applications such as Photoshop ignore it"

Meaning if your gif viewing client supports full GIF89 then you could just display the text over a 1x1 pixel image, shrinking the file size down to something in the range of < 100bytes.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

could you get it small enough to fit in a data uri so phone qr scanners will read it?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

To be more accurate, the dithering was more specific to animated gifs and not static pictures. Unless you go back really far... I remember finding porn on 5 inch floppies my dad had in his closet and even the non-animated images were black & white and dithered to hell. Though I am pretty sure he didn't obtain those off the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Dithered Street Fighter porn?

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