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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Back in melbs.

Hit pot hole on way back, tyre fucked, spent 2hrs in a BP car park (admittedly with a nice view of the you yangs and a jackas) waiting for dude to fix.

7/10. Was actually quite lovely out there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Just wanted to acknowledge the people here who have complicated relationships with their mothers, have lost children, whose mothers have passed, and any expectant mothers, single dads, foster carers or pet owners โค๏ธโค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

AHHHHHH I LOVE THEM!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Anyone else notice the price of fuel since the Election?

It was about $1.70/l before the Coalition announced their 12 month excise discount of 25c. Then overnight fuel went up to $2/l.

Now that the Coalition has well-and-truely lost, fuel is back down to $1.60/l.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Airport check in is going well. Perth Airport staff are very switched on and lovely

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Day for it..

Plenty Gorge parklands

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is that an iPad? If so do you mind me asking which one? I want to buy one for reading journal papers and writing and tooling around with digital sketching and some photo editing. But I keep getting stuck on a cheaper gen 10 or the more expensive newer air so I can get the pro pen.

If this not an iPad just ignore my ranting I'll go back in my cave ๐Ÿ˜‚

Edit: oh and love the drawing!!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's not an iPad, it's a few generations old galaxy tab.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Two magpies having a punchup in the back yard o_O

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

We have one at work that stands over you for snacks. Doesn't like fruit, tolerates banana bread but will take cheese, crackers and meat from your hand. I'm hoping the friendliness stays for swooping season.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Protection payments! It should be ok, they learn faces

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

opened my front door today, and a maggie was outside my front gate. It was completely unfussed by my ratbag younger dog losing his shit at the sight of a magpie, and instead proceeded to tease/warble at him through the fence. It was very cute.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They have come up near my door before! I think they know thereโ€™s cat food inside or maybe just curious

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My Dad has a family that visit him, and have been known to wander into the house and ask for food. They also bring their fledglings to visit each season. It is super, super cute to see my gruff old Dad chatting away to his magpies. The old softy keeps insects for them.

ETA: a family of magpies, not just, like, a random family who wander in asking for food...

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a nice coincidence that YarraByte chose a lotus for today's emoji as tomorrow is Vesak Day!

Today I'm taking it fairly easy. My biggest task is to make this delicious prawn curry (incl shallow frying the heads first for extra flavour). One of the few recipes that DON'T use tomato - I'm sick of it being in every other curry recipe out there. Beans, eggplant, gourds, greens, all with tomato! It's not necessary! Have some balance.

Btw - they gave me the prawns in a big ziplock bag type thing, instead of wrapped up. Is this new? The ziploc didn't close very well and I nearly dropped one of my items into a pile of prawns during checkout.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Vesak day - is that the same as Buddha Jayanti? Either way ๐Ÿชท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

Edit: yes it is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

tonight I am making a mango curry that has no tomato

also, TIL about Vesak Day

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Vesak Day is probably the only real day of significance all Buddhists observe worldwide, there probably would've been more events on today if it wasn't for Mother's Day overlapping (and it's not a "festive day" per se...)

Tomato is totally overkill with mango. Too much acidity. I'm adding some tamarind to the prawns and no tomato in my dal or beans. I was rummaging through my freezer meals last night and highly annoyed that most things had tomato in them

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I too have just learnt about vesak day. V interesting!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well I am cleaning my home ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿชท๐Ÿงน

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shadows are still perplexing.

Today is a tough day (as I'm sure it is for others). So it's do sweet fuck all and try and stay even keeled.

At least it's a beautiful day.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Last time I rented a property the condition report was a carbon copy checklist of a couple of pages, with a few lines to add comments. This time I have 170 pages, with multiple photos of everything. There are 9 photos of the front door knob.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a really, really old house.

Every single scuff mark was documented. I moved in 3 years ago and the report was 95 pages.

Moving out is going to suck lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is a brand new house, there is not really anything to document. There are pages of everything being perfect in great detail.

Basically any damage is going to be on me. There are little pots of all the paint colours though so I can do touchups, and spare tiles and floor boards so any damage to those can be fixed without redoing everything too. Hopefully I can avoid any damage though - I have lots of things like shelf liners and caps to go on all the furniture to stop scratches. Plus many door mats and rugs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

That is insane. I think our last one was 16 pages. It was all online because Covid, pity anyone with a data limit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This pleases me in ways I cannot adequately word

Time Team, Indiana Jones, & Olivia art by Jim will paint it

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Good morning possums. Iโ€™ll be home later, so please make sure the keyโ€™s under the mat

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

quiz

20/50 hard one today for me at least

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Way better than expected.
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

35

How the fuck should I know how to start a chicken dance

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I knew, because there was deeply traumatic period of time when Australians of some renown were doing it in public - like swimmers at the olymoics, etc

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

With a little bit of this and a little bit of that. Quack, quack, quack, quack.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

30/50 there were many guesses.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pancakes? Or even waffles of some description.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฏ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you feeling better, bacon?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yes mother. Thank you mother.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿผ

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