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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not only did it work for the Nazis, it the police already have laws on the books for this purpose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It literally worked for 99.999% of Nazis. We only hung some of the top brass. And then we took the smartest ones and gave them great lives at NASA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's pronounced "Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I hope they learn it before this is all over.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We should carve maga on their foreheads

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd settle for fair prosecution using the body of US law that existed up to the inauguration of Trump47.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't it just inaugurate him again?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There wasn't fair prosecution of law enforcement pre trump. That's not all because of Trumpistan. You all are so delusional.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I didn't suggest there was, but I've rephrased my point about as many times as I'm willing to already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yes but we can dream

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If history is any precedent I think ICE agents will pivot to claiming anti-communism as a defense and be just fine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The leaders will get nice cushy jobs in Israel as consultants.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m guessing whoever made this doesn’t know much about Operation Paperclip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Mouth-breathing thugs aren't exactly scientific geniuses though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the fascists in ICE aren't the intellectual types who have anything to offer for scientific programs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah yes that old doctrine... Reward the intelligent nazis, punish the dolts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Intellectual" is a bit of a stretch, because sure many had degrees, but a lot of the "science" they did was just literal torture with ko scientific method or even recorded results. I have trouble calling that actual science.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Von Braun was part of operation paperclip, and we definitely got an actual scientific benefit from bringing him to the US.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm sorry. does anyone really believe that?

"in the interest of not causing division we will offer an amnesty to all personnel who assumed orders they got were lawful"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

To be honest if Kamela Harris won, I could have seen her or Biden "Pardoning Trump to let the nation heal"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's going to have to be different this time. We let them slide after the Revolution, the Civil War, and WWII, and it has led directly to the mess we are in now.

If we survive this, it will be imperative that there are harsh punishments for ALL leaders, and all middle management. Street level traitors may not end up in prison, but they should be forced to go to political remediation classes, where they will be properly taught about the Constitution, American History, and Critical Thinking Skills. Recalcitrant "students" can have their sentences commuted to long prison sentences if they'd prefer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well, the new Constitution by then at least.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

No one said that we were relying on the government to carry out justice.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The agents that abused their authority need to be punished, but I would be more interested in punishing the people in power that enabled this mess or ignored what was going on.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Please both.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

This is one of those things that can never be forgiven. There were so many instances of abuse of power.

Too many to not notice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If we survive this, I absolutely plan to shame them into non-existence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shame them now or we may not survive this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I'm not white so I may also get deported to El Salvador.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Damn, I'm neither white nor male, so same here.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can you shame that which is shameless?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"That is not ashamed which can eternally lie,
And with strange aeons even shame may die"

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