Jarvis, un-schitzophrenia this greentext
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
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- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
This collage looks like a serial killer's vision board.
So, how did that saga end?
The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him
Mfer I am gonna need a transcript buddy
Beans
The beauty of this shit is that it's equally hilarious whether it's real or made up.
This describes all the good stuff on 4chan tbh.
Yeah exactly, the people on there are both weird enough to make it up and also weird enough to be actually doing this shit irl.
Top tier
Bad post because of resolution.
Fake and gay
Pythagoras reincarnated finally it seems
Jesus Henry Christ