this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Jarvis, un-schitzophrenia this greentext

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

This collage looks like a serial killer's vision board.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So, how did that saga end?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Mfer I am gonna need a transcript buddy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The beauty of this shit is that it's equally hilarious whether it's real or made up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

This describes all the good stuff on 4chan tbh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Bad post because of resolution.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Fake and gay

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Pythagoras reincarnated finally it seems

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Jesus Henry Christ