this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

That kid could be the kid at the place up the road. Don't kid yourself that kid know more about what you want than you do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I dont understand this kind of photos. Why do you just photgraph random people and load it up to the internet? Especially if they are a kids/teenagers and are feelling obviously unwell about it ...Kind of a dick move. And Im not talking about the arrogant joke garnished with racism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I agreed until you called this racist, this is just observational humor about hole in the wall/family owned restaurants. Joke good, photographing kids bad. Even if OP is hypothetically racist, nothing racial was said so you are reaching for offense here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

You know it's real authentic when you hand your credit card to an 11-year-old 😆

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

The hole in the wall mexican food joint in my town that I love occasionally has a 12? year old girl at the register, and the other mexican food place that is staffed purely with adults doesn't season their food, so this tracks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you ever go to Ottawa, there’s a noodle bar in the ByWard Market that’s amazing. The guy stretches the noodles the moment you ask. Simple ingredients, amazing taste.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Ottawa!

Quick edit; good username

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The food gets a +10 buff if the kid has to stop doing their homework from the table on the corner to take your order and goes back to it after

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

+5 if their little sibling is riding a tricycle around the restaurant

[–] [email protected] 25 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

+10 if the little sibling answers the phone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

+20 if the bouncer is a baby

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

If you add a couple of toddlers in a fenced off corner, you've just described my local Chinese restaurant to a T.

That places food is beyond amazing.