Microblog Memes

7685 readers

1749 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

522

Snopes says that this is unconfirmed, but the rumor persists. (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

107 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 3) 7 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The ancient custom of throwing the body into the Tiber river is too unrefined for these modern times

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And then, are they embalmed through the rectum?

Curious minds indeed!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Snopes says unproven and the Vatican claims is a myth.

load more comments (6 replies)

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer came down on his head
do do dooo do
Bang bang Vatican's gilded hammer made sure that he was dead
whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o whoa-o

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

The hammer is actually a 100lb two handed weapon

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Equipped creature has +1/+1. Sacrifice to destroy target artifact or enchanment.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago

+3 to hit vs. Popes, Cardinals, and Bishops. On hit, Popes who are alive but playing dead must save vs. Fortitude or die.

load more comments