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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The ~~harb~~inger

The orangeinger

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Mmmm Orange Ginger

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where's the outrage?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.

I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's a shame nobody's heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

That's a good hero right there

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Cheaper than eggs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.

/obscure?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Peanut butter jellay!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Right here

but my banan launcher is in the shop

so only orange

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you've got there.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Might be the best use of AI I've seen

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They have some crazy fingers.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Asking the real questions.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

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