Worst gender reveal party ever.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Ok, so that was horrifying that they treated it so lightly, but this headline seems slightly inaccurate.
It seems they were not blowing it up for a 'gender reveal', but instead were blowing it up otherwise and something in the building produced blue smoke, and they found the resemblence hilarious.
OK, that's somewhat callous, but I think almost any nation's soldiers would make that same joke.
Al Jazeera must have updated/corrected it. The title of the post was the original headline.
Fuck Israel.
Man I must've really hit my head when I fell the other day because I thought that headline said Israeli soldiers blew up a building in Gaza as a gender reveal.
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Remember to keep sending them your tax money. They're fighting terrorists. Totally...
Yo did the jews forget this same shit happened to them? Like multiple times?
Hello?
don't mix up the Israeli people and the Israeli state
More than half the Israeli people actively support the state. There were more protestors against the rule change that would've stopped rape as being used against prisoners than there have been against the genocide.
The Israeli people, at the very least, are Nazi civilians. I'm sure there's a few good ones in there. Hopefully they find a country to live in that doesn't require genocide to function.
The Israeli people have either been supportive of the regime, or just too milktose to do anything about it.
We're long past benefit of the doubt.
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This is a game for them isn’t it. Pushing buttons on missile systems and drone controllers to try and take down the most buildings and get the most points…
The ICC should go into Israel and try Nethanyahu.
what the fuck man
The gender is genocide.
They're creating exciting new hate crimes, in this case gendercide
Fuck Israel, genocidal scum!
I'm decently sure they don't have the self awareness to even say that. The IDF just believes they're the good guys
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You would need to be entirely devoid of any semblance of humanity to even conceive of this idea, right?
How do you want to celebrate the joy of a new child? Oh, I don't know, how about we make a light of ethnic cleansing and genocide.
Fucking ghouls
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And people wonder why I’m such a cynical, miserable fucking Eeyore all the time. Fuck humans so fucking much. Wretched creatures we are.
fuck humans
no, fuck colonizers
it’s a very specific group of humans who are doing this awful stuff
No, fuck humans. Until we as a species collectively say capitalism can’t exist anymore and reject it, then fuck humans.
Yup.
Their depravity has no limits
At least we know it's a boy!
Yay then we can mutilate its genitalia!
The world isn't real. This is simply too ridiculous to have happened. I have been in a coma for the last six years and this is all just a weird fantasy playing out in my mind.
I had a concussion in 2008 and I’m wondering if I didn’t wake up from it and any day now I’ll wake up in spring 2008.
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
You're either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you're in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don't, and neither do I.
fuck
Hey now it's not too bad, the sea pickles get by just fine while not thinking
well they’re just simulations too
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