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Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 month ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

And the odds of her never having pondered her father except for this one time when she was working: 0%

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Obi wan Kenobi'd her.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 94 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 weeks ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

More like Ace

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Not only was it wild he coincidentally had the account ready, it's equally wild that this girl never thought about her father before this random stranger brings it up while she's trying to work. Really wild stuff, almost makes you wonder.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, what happens in Acre?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 112 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Thagomizer dildo?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

!fakebandnames@lemmy.world

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

dildo thagomizer!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Thagomizer? I hardly know her!