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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (2 children)

im gen z and I've smoked out of a mcnugget does that count for anything

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

My respect, for one.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

My gf still uses the toilet paper roll/dryer sheet trick. The whole apartment smokes, but she likes to be discreet and respectful. She used to also burn incense, but I think the massive amount of incense she's burned during our time together has made me allergic. Every time I'm near one my throat gets narrow, my eyes water, and I can't stop coughing.

About a week ago I forgot my pipe so I took my brother-in-law's knife, dented a beer can, and stuck holes in it. Gen Z can hit that pen all they want, but I'll be the one still getting high when the apocalypse hits. These are not tricks. These are key survival tactics.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

And it only took a hundred years to get here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I used to sit by my open window and the moment my parents car drove away, out came the super towel tube with dryer sheets

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've not seen anybody use a vape inside a retail store, so I can't speak to that part. I just assumed it was covered by the same or similar laws as smoking tobacco products inside businesses.

On the other hand, my limited experience with some of the younger generations is that they're way more comfortable with driving while under the influence of thc than older generations.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)

It is banned under the same laws and rules, but since it takes less than 2 seconds to take a hit and blow it downwards so it doesn't show on cameras, you have to be there the moment it happens or they will deny it was then. I see kids vaping on the bus often, and this is what they do. Yes, kids. I see 12-14 year olds doing this. I've also seen people doing big vape clouds in bars, beside the signs saying no vaping.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I've seen people discreetly vape weed while walking between concourses in airports, and I've done it, and so what. Not around crowds. Bathrooms tho yes, into the exhaust fan. IDK how those of us with legit medical applications are supposed to medicate during travel days otherwise. And thank god for it. I used to have to take harsh anxiety meds instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

These were done in crowded, enclosed areas. And not very discreetly.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

What does "blow into a toiletpaper roll, filled with dryersheets" mean and do? Is this some kind of air filter to reduce the smell of weed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's called a "good neighbor" and it has fair to middling effect.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

it does not work at all

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

Yes a homemade sploof to hide the aroma

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Or, you know, just hotknifing hash out on the deck and not giving a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ahhh hot knifing, the tequila of weed smoking

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, soda can isn't fun.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I'm Gen Z and did all that shit. I still remember the VG extraction methods to make eLiquid with THC from YouTube. And then kingpens and brass knuckles and others became accessible. The good old times ..

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The ol' "doob tube". Ahh, the memories. We thought we were being sneaky but it was more of a, "Congratulations, now your room just smells like dryer sheets and shitty weed, you fucking genius." And we all just did that anyway.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also if you accidentally inhaled through it, it felt like you were suffocating to death by eating the snuggle bear's ass.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

It has always depended on enforcement. I had to take a city bus to high school and there was frequently a student or two who would toke up on the buss. Most of the drivers didn't care and we would all get to school smelling of that nasty shit. This was in the 1970s.

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