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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Had too? Was no had, apple pipes were a choice

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Shoulders of giants, indeed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well, millenials can now buy a weed pen and hit it at target if they want to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

And still have the skills to turn anything in to a pipe, like an apple

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Actually, both generations got it wrong. We rolled with biodegradable papers. No plastic required.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

One time, at a party in my house, a guy chugged his bear and then immediately started Macgyvering a pipe with the can. I was like "oh, been a while since I've seen anyone do that. Should I just get him some rolling paper?". And then he put meth on the can.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

That's an M Knight Shyamalan twist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I never tried that, but if you fill a bottle with water and submerge it in water then you can drill holes in the glass without it shattering

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Gen x my weed was brown from a brick and mostly seeds and stems.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Used to love getting the corner of the brick and seeing it's compressed shape LOL.

[–] VubDapple 5 points 5 days ago

Rolling on vinyl album covers

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

Across the street from my friend's house, there was a mini forest There was a clearing inside, so people would hangout there, some people made bike trails and stuff like that.

At one point some people brought in a wooden picnic bench. So, my friend carved out a place on the bench to smoke weed form.

tldr - I smoked weed out of a picnic bench.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

You should see prohibition artifacts.

Curiously in the eighties coke was affordable only to folks richer than I am,vwho were critically white and didn't usually get booked for nonviolent crimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Boofing my edibles over here

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