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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does Trump fantasize about wearing a dress?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yes please take him as the Pope and remove him from the presidency.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Im not religious anymore…

…but the Bible literally predicted this.

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[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If Obama had made a stupid meme dressed as the pope, "Christians" would have burned the White House to the ground, it would have literally started a war. Its absolutely INSANE to me how much this man gets away with. He's right, you really can do anything when you're rich.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It is white piece of human shit privilege.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Iono about the white part, Biden couldn't have pulled that off either.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't he orange

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

As soon as the pope died I told my partner he would do this.

"Some say, not me, that I would be the best pope there ever was. I am the most wonderful christian man there is. The presidency has been very successful - just look at the polls! From today I declare myself POPE TRUMP!!! The DANGEROUS left will call me many nasty things, many bad things. They are deranged and nasty but I am now the pope and they will not do anything about it because they are WEAK. Some say Sleepy Joe Biden killed the pope, now I don't know if that is true, I don't think it is but it might be true, I don't know. KING POPE TRUMP 2028!!!"

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Again, this fully convinces me he definitely did NOT order the assassination of the pope.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure this is now illegal in Texas

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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