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Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happening (web.archive.org)

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A Texas bill, known as the FURRIES Act, would ban non-human behaviors in public schools, including the use of litter boxes and wearing animal accessories.

Rep. Stan Gerdes, the bill's author, claimed schools were providing litter boxes for students acting as "furries."

When pressed, Gerdes could not find an example. The bill was left pending in committee.

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

I can provide examples of these sickos wearing animal accessories at Texas schools.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

FREAKS!

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In a few years, this guy will probably get picked up for human trafficking, CSAM, soliciting sex from minors or some other degenerate activity.

Anybody remember that shit stain from FL, Matt Gaetz?

In 2020, Gaetz was accused of child sex trafficking[a] and statutory rape. After an investigation, the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) decided not to charge him. In December 2024, the House Ethics Committee released a report which found evidence that Gaetz paid for sex—including with a 17-year-old—and abused illegal drugs during his tenure in the U.S. House of Representatives. The committee report did not find sufficient evidence that he had not engaged in sex trafficking as defined in federal law.[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is a perfect example of politics honestly

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

litter boxes in school would have been an upgrade over the basement level bathrooms

[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This guy absolutely beats his dick to furry porn.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Need a new Texas bill banning Rep. Stan Gerdes from being 10 miles near any school because dude is a fucking creep.

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