this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Do you have stairs in your house?

PAK CHOOIE UNF

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anyone else remember YTMND?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're the man now, Sonic!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

DINNER

MY BOY

mama luigi

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

MANY WHELPS! HANDLE EET! THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Who wants a body massage?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Shhh.. You hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Let's all go catch thumbtacks on our bare eyes.. Ready?

WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

I tried to explain "all your base" to a 20 year old coworker the other day... I felt sooo old when I realized it was older than they were.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know ytp, but i don't know that phrase

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey Papa Smurf can I lick yo ass?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

When God gives you lemons, you FIND. A. NEW. GOD.

GODBERRY! King of the juice!

Also...

Who's chair is that? Not my chair, not my problem.

Or...

We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Damn, there are a lot.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
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