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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I had a dog named Duke (RIP good boi!) and I still have his sister Konoha. I used to sing their names to this tune all the time.

My husband and I would just be chilling on the couch and I'd randomly break out into "Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha, Konoha and Duke!" with lotsa pets.

I had to show my husband the original though so he knew why it was stuck in my head so often.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

That's awesome.. And you know that now you've mentioned dogs, you must pay the dog tax.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hate that they sold out, because that dumb Quiznos song is one of those things that somehow got stuck in my brain forever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Hey-hey, planting is simple! It's just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can't ya? This is easy!

Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Welcome...

To Zombocom.

Zombocom.

You can do anything at all.

At Zombocom...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Great news, you still can: https://zombo.com/

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Badger badger badger badger.

Et c.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

This sometimes plays in my head when the room is too quiet.

It's the "banana phone" scenario

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And snake.

Who can forget snake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oooohhh it's a snakeeeeee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At first I was mad.

Then I was offended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That was from 30 minutes ago.

Me.

Original.

Oil on canvas.

Circa 30 minutes ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (3 children)

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! ~shunnnn...~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You gotta come with us to Candy Mount’n Charlie! Caandy Mount’n!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie, Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

It's a magical Liopleurodon!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I live in a giant Bucket

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Sigh

I am the queeeen of France.

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