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Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!
I had a dog named Duke (RIP good boi!) and I still have his sister Konoha. I used to sing their names to this tune all the time.
My husband and I would just be chilling on the couch and I'd randomly break out into "Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha! Duke and Konoha, Konoha and Duke!" with lotsa pets.
I had to show my husband the original though so he knew why it was stuck in my head so often.
That's awesome.. And you know that now you've mentioned dogs, you must pay the dog tax.
Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?
I hate that they sold out, because that dumb Quiznos song is one of those things that somehow got stuck in my brain forever.
THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR
Hey-hey, planting is simple! It's just planting things in the plant! You guys can plant, can't ya? This is easy!
Cave carrots! Stone squash! Pebble peas! Cave squash! Pebble carrots squash! Stone peas!
Badger badger badger badger.
Et c.
This sometimes plays in my head when the room is too quiet.
It's the "banana phone" scenario
Mushroom mushroom!
And snake.
Who can forget snake.
Oooohhh it's a snakeeeeee
At first I was mad.
Then I was offended.
Where is this one from
That was from 30 minutes ago.
Me.
Original.
Oil on canvas.
Circa 30 minutes ago.
APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! ~shunnnn...~
You gotta come with us to Candy Mount’n Charlie! Caandy Mount’n!
Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie, Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlie
It's a magical Liopleurodon!
TAKE ME.. TO.. THE BAGEL SHOP!
My SPOON is too big!
I live in a giant Bucket
For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
Sigh
I am the queeeen of France.
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