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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

It doesn't really work to compare a human with a fae, does it?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart looked like they were 55 between the ages of 25 and 85. Conversely, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looked like they were 15 between the ages of 15 and 40.

Aging is weird.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (9 children)

It was interesting when I realized that Patrick Stewart was my age in the first season of Next Generation.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brodie-Sangster doesn't look that young in all his pictures but Connery does look about 55, like he never was a young adult, just a kid then immediately a middle aged man.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" was shot, Harrison Ford was 47. Sean Connery was 59 and played the father of Ford's character.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Let's not body shame 12 year old dad's now.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am still stuck on the fact that the kid from Love Actually is 34. I...I don't want to process that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

He was 25 when Love Actually was filmed. Probably. I don't look back.

[–] [email protected] 119 points 6 days ago (4 children)

People do seem to have aged more rapidly until a few decades ago. Perhaps all the cigarette smoke weathered them.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also probably time spent in the sun.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget the leaded paint and asbestos.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Sean looks 56, while Thomas looks 12.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

No need to call out Sean Connery for his early-onset twink death.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those mf start smocking at 12, by 35 they look 50 already.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 days ago (2 children)

All my homies love wearing a loose dress to age up.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

Are you s'mocking me?!?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

My work here is done.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Me, a classical student of principia statisticalia and an avid disciple of reasoning: 'hmm, yes the UK has at least 2 (two) actors, one could infer'

What else are we supposed to get from this? I might be little tired.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Left could pass as 50, right could pass as 13 yet they are both 34

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I think what they mean is the picture is implying it's due to generational changes when you could find a younger looking 34 year old then and an older looking 34 year old now. It's a sample size of one. By definition that's argument from anecdote, there's no way you can infer generalities from that without being hasty.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

"Le Tits Now, Alex"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

[–] [email protected] 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I forgot the punchline but your mother's a whore Trebek

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I'll take schwards for 100 Alex."

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I mean, to be fair, I'm 10 years older than Connery in that picture, and he still looks older than me. Dude was born old.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He was born in 1930. Not exactly a great time to be an Englishman.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Wait, why? The war was over when he was a teen. He enjoyed decades of progressive social reform

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Britain still felt the effects of rationing for years and years after the end of WWII

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I'm 20-years older and that's about how my wrinkles are ATM.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

This looks like a ventriloquist promo poster

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

And the other dude has a baby face, but looking closely I can see that he's older.

Half the difference here is the fact that modern actors have a better skincare routine. Connery probably smoked, too.

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