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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The Russian language is definitely intimidating when spoken with a deep voice. It feels like the world is ending. Somewhat similarly, I've hired a few Ukranian women at work and while their language is quite flowery on the surface, when they get pissed off about something and start ranting to each other, you've got to get the fuck out of there or you're going to be disciplined.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm in Switzerland rn and German really does not sound that aggressive. They actually sound quite kind and sweet.

Polish and Finnish swearing though... That's next level.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, strangely most languages sound intimidating when you just yell the words.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If that Cthulu image was from a movie, I'd wanna watch that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Früher hat das noch 50 Pfennig gekostet.....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

50 Pfennig? Das sind x,xxxx % der Staatsverschuldung der DDR. Mit den bisherigen Spenden hätte man die DDR um x,xxxx% entschulden können.

Bekomme ich jetzt auch eine Schnapspraline?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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I'm sorry I'm sorry!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You never heard Portuguese people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I swear to god, why tf do they sound so Russian, like how.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Porkchops sound like deaf or mentally ill spanish people.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language. As a Dutchman who also speaks German, it’s a perfectly pleasant language to me in 99% of the cases (but then I think it’s beautiful anyway, hence why I learnt it). There’s nothing inherently ‘screamy’ about German.

Though I have to admit that when I do hear it being screamed in, it immediately triggers associations with that period in history like I was there myself. I blame movies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Well, it's no secret anymore that you guys actually speak German at home and have your funny Dutch language only for the tourists, so no wonder you like how it sounds!

https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don’t like the stereotype (and it is just a stereotype) of German being a ‘screamy’ language.

Yeah it's exactly that: Stereotype and being used to a certain melody in a language. For me (German) Arabic often sounds aggressive for some reason... Farsi and Dari sound pleasent though. I don't understand neither of them...

Even in Germany we consider some other dialects rude or aggressive sounding. For a lot of people Berlin's dialect sounds rude or some people from the north have the same feeling with some dialects from the sound. (For me it's the dialects spoken in the Black Forest).

Language is weird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

When I attended presentations in English by researchers from e.g. Egypt, I've always wondered what they are so angry about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Honestly Saxonian ist the worst. I automatically assume I am talking to a Nazi and brace myself. The fact that that I am right in about 1 of 2 cases doesn't really help either

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You sound just like people from the UK who talk about not liking the word fookin' used in jokes because they don't talk like that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I blame what have done Germany 80 years ago in Europe as the main reason, we are barely getting out of the phase were all people that lives through these times are dead but it is still rembered.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is exactly what it is. That reputation has nothing whatsoever to do with the actual sound of German. The stereotype, btw is not about it being screamy, but ugly. People claim it sounds ugly and aggressive, for no reason other than Nazis. It's a cultural stereotype that was completely projected onto the language, most notably how it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It could just be that for a lot of people their only exposure to German is that clip from Der Untergang where Hitler gets super pissed and it does indeed sound like yelling in German is way more aggressive than yelling in English - but the other people in the room don't yell back at him and there's nothing aggressive about their speech.

That and the videos of people pronouncing words in different languages and of course ambulance is said in a normal tone while Krankenwagen is yelled because stereotyp funni, but that's based more on how the words look when written down I think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Its so funny seeing Americans just thinking normal hochdeutsch is hardcore

Just wait until you hear Ze cute Bayrische Dialekt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I highly recommend "Dicht & ergreifend" (band) for a first (shallow) deep dive - Wanda dog is a good start. The video to the song is available online.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dai Fotzen daugt nur für a Maulfotzen!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Wos mechst, du Saubazi?! So a Packal Scheyn is schnell ausbackt!

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